open post.

[sanji]

give me shippy things. gen is fine too.
but more importantly, shippy.

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[sanji]

( from here )

[ even if it's an impossibility, he won't lose any chance. ]

then what can i pay with?
i'll do anything you want, nami-san~

[weatherchannels]

[love to see a man with unobtainable dreams]

well...
how much do you think photos like that are worth?

🌚

[boon]

sanjiiiii darling 💖💖💖
you're out of milk 🥰🥰🥰❤️😘

🌝

[sanji]

ehh? the carton was full this morning

[boon]

yes

[sanji]

YOU DRANK IT ALL?????

[boon]

i was thirsty!! the salty air dries me out like a sponge! did you want me to wither away and DIE???

[sanji]

so drink a glass
who the hell drinks a whole carton of milk

[boon]

[ basement dwellers, psychopaths, and ex-familiars of the feline variety, that's who ]

so what i'm hearing here is you want me to die

[sanji]

shut up, it's not like you're starving

[ if he was, this would be a very different conversation because then he'd actually care. ]

[boon]

[ ...speaking of, ]

you're also out of bread 💋

[sanji]

STOP EATING ALL THE FOOD RESERVES

[boon]

what are they for if not to eat?? you left me all alone with barely anything to keep me sated, it's not my fault!

[ cat yelling about an "empty" bowl because he can see the bottom of it. ]

[triple]

oi. stay out of the galley for a while

[sanji]

?? why

[triple]

just do

[sanji]

that's literally where i work
what did you do

[triple]

didnt do anything
just stay out until i say so
and stop being a difficult asshole

[sanji]

you're the one being so damn vague about it

[triple]

trust me shit cook

[sanji]

not in the galley i don't

[triple]

do whatever u want then

[sanji]

what are you doing in there

[triple]

( he doesn't respond for a few minutes and if sanji is nearby, he might hear some banging )

nothing

[sanji]

oi oi what's going on in there??

[ he's tempted to rush in, but — well, he's trying to show that he can trust him. though he's definitely leaning towards concerned right now. ]