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[sanji]

give me shippy things. gen is fine too.
but more importantly, shippy.

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[sanji]

?? why

[triple]

just do

[sanji]

that's literally where i work
what did you do

[triple]

didnt do anything
just stay out until i say so
and stop being a difficult asshole

[sanji]

you're the one being so damn vague about it

[triple]

trust me shit cook

[sanji]

not in the galley i don't

[triple]

do whatever u want then

[sanji]

what are you doing in there

[triple]

( he doesn't respond for a few minutes and if sanji is nearby, he might hear some banging )

nothing

[sanji]

oi oi what's going on in there??

[ he's tempted to rush in, but — well, he's trying to show that he can trust him. though he's definitely leaning towards concerned right now. ]

[triple]

why are you listening

[sanji]

YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING LOUD NOISES

[triple]

go do something else instead of hovering

[sanji]

i had COOKING to do and you're not letting me

[triple]

u will be thanking me when im done so stop bitching

[sanji]

as long as you aren't trying to cook anything
don't put anything on the stove

[triple]

calm down im not even near the stove

[sanji]

what are you messing with

[triple]

( more banging happens and this time it's followed by zoro cursing, a loud thump, then chopper shrieking and his little footfalls scuttling. then, )

dont worry about it

[sanji]

[ what the hell??? ]

oi oi!! did i hear chopper??

[triple]

( he doesn't answer for another little while and it's eerily silent after all the noise.)

he wanted to help but ran back to the infirmary
u have 5min to go somewhere else
i dont wanna see ur ugly mug when i come out

[sanji]

help with what?

[ why is this so suspicious?? ]

and i'm not going anywhere until you show me what you did

[triple]

( this is THE LAST TIME he does something nice for sanji. )

ur a pain in my ass
u get 1 more chance to leave bc im coming out

[sanji]

[ as if sanji even knows what it is!!! ]

i'm staying right here