open post.

[sanji]

give me shippy things. gen is fine too.
but more importantly, shippy.

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[sanji]

so drink a glass
who the hell drinks a whole carton of milk

[boon]

[ basement dwellers, psychopaths, and ex-familiars of the feline variety, that's who ]

so what i'm hearing here is you want me to die

[sanji]

shut up, it's not like you're starving

[ if he was, this would be a very different conversation because then he'd actually care. ]

[boon]

[ ...speaking of, ]

you're also out of bread 💋

[sanji]

STOP EATING ALL THE FOOD RESERVES

[boon]

what are they for if not to eat?? you left me all alone with barely anything to keep me sated, it's not my fault!

[ cat yelling about an "empty" bowl because he can see the bottom of it. ]

[sanji]

i fed you right before i left
and i've barely been gone