𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐍 — 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 .

[sanji]

CORRESPONDENCE

...OF THE ESTEEMED LORD SANJI, FIRST OF HIS NAME, HAILING FROM THE REALM OF ONE PIECE, RESIDING, AT PRESENT, IN THE NAVAL QUARTER. UNWED.

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Comments

[permboy]

You saying I ain't?! You know nothing about me! I bet this woman you're looking for ran away from you.

[ No, he's not sure why he's doing this. The point of this whole thing was to laugh at Sanji realising Ginko was a man all alone, and now he's just saying a bunch of crap instead. It's not like he actually cares. ]

[sanji]

EHHH??

[ oi, oi, now that's absolutely uncalled for! he expects this kind of sass back from zoro, but no need to rub in his woman troubles! ]

What do you know!? This woman wants to marry me! She wouldn't run!

[ so much for trying to keep that on the down low. ]

[permboy]

[ Yeah, he can't resist it, he has to laugh mockingly. Sanji is just too easy. ]

No she doesn't! You think someone would agree to marry you in less than five minutes?

cries i didn't close my big font html 1/2.

[sanji]

Don't you talk about Ginko like that, you bastard!!

[ who the hell does he think he is!? to be judging the way their romance had blossomed so spontaneously and ... and ............. ]

2/2.

[sanji]

[ — wait. ]

Oi. How'd you know about that?

I just thought he was still shouting

[permboy]

[ For a second there, he actually thought Sanji was about to figure it out. He got halfway there, at least. ]

'cause I'm Ginko, obviously.

[ Come on, man. ]

tbf ........ yeah

[sanji]

[ ....................................................................... ]

Eh? Oi, you think I'm stupid? You look nothing like her.

[permboy]

Aa? How many people with white hair and red eyes you seen 'round here?

[ What do you mean nothing like her?? This is why it's an insult to take his yukata away from him. ]

[sanji]

That's a stupid question. You think I've seen everybody here? I can't assume just cause I haven't seen anyone else like that, that more people don't exist looking like that.

[ so what if they have a few similar features? it's a different person!!!! ]

Back home, there's a guy who's a really ugly version of me. So what if Ginko has something like that too?

[ if you're gonna insult his love life, you get ugly status, gintoki. ]

[permboy]

[ Okei.

Whatever. It's obvious Sanji already understands that he's telling the truth. After all, he knew exactly what happened. ]

I look better than you.

Think really hard about where you ran into Ginko, man. This ain't difficult.